Archer: The Second Helping!

Sorry for not having posted anything in almost a week, but I’m still losing my mind from my new sleep schedule.  Also, I will soon be working frantically on fixing up a new house, so I may not be able to post as much of my own stuff in the coming weeks, but try I must!  It’s a good thing, though, because with the new house, I’ll finally be able to really get some recording done, and you should see a good deal more output from me pretty soon.

For today, I thought I’d share a really fun video I got to take part in.  My friend Dan submitted this video to a film editing competition in which contestants were asked to use footage from three separate Nicholas cage movies to creatively edit together a single movie trailer for a silly, nonexistent, new Nicholas Cage movie.  The source footage was taken from the films Raising ArizonaFace-Off, and Ghost Rider.  Dan decided to go for a 1960s-style James-Bond-type trailer for a fake sequel called Archer:  The Second Helping (if you haven’t seen Face-Off, the protagonist’s name is Sean Archer), and he asked me to provide the voice over, so I tried to do a cheesy, old-school movie trailer voice.  You know, Mid-Atlantic accent and everything, although I didn’t have time to properly learn the accent, so I sort of faked it.  Anyway, I think Dan did a really good job with this.  I know he put a lot of work into it, and apparently, it paid off because he won second place.  Hellz yeah.  Anyway, here it is.  Enjoy!

A Couple of Really Great Videos

No video of me today.  I’m starting a night job tonight, and I’ve spent the last few days trying vainly to adjust my sleep schedule, an effort which has left me in a grotesque state of enduring zombification.  There’s no way I could possibly smile for the camera or sing today without looking and sounding like a chain smoker on morphine.  I could have covered “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang, and you would have shot yourself in the bathroom immediately after watching the video.  So instead, here are a couple of really neat YouTube videos by other people that you probably have not seen but really should…

I want to know how long it took them to do this.  I wish they’d done the whole song, but it’s absolutely delightful either way.

I don’t think I even need to say anything, other than why in the hell do these people look so goddamned bored?  This is so unbelievably cool!

Right.  So, I would like to submit these two videos as further evidence in support of my argument that the two best things that ever happened to the universe are human beings and the internet.  Unless you wanna add The Lord.  I’ll accept that.  But he was technically human, so I’m still right.  Oh, I also really like spiders and whales, so those can be honorable mentions, I guess.  And puppy-dogs.  And candy.  And birthdays.  And sex.  And birthday sex.  And Fred Rogers.  But he was technically human.  Okay, I should probably stop there.

Wait, why did I put “birthday sex” and “Fred Rogers” right next to each other?  Christ, I need sleep.

Once Is Never Enough

Back in college, I was fortunate enough to take part in an embarrassingly amateur 007 film spoof, quite perfectly entitled “Once Is Never Enough.”  It was oodles of fun, and I was commissioned (at a rate of zero dollars and zero cents per hour) to write the title song, which was even oodlier in terms of funness.  It’s rather silly, so there’s that.  Anyway, I thought it would be kind of fun to throw it up on YouTube for all to hear (by “throw up,” I mean “stream,” not “vomit.”  And by “stream,” I mean “broadcast digitally via the world wide web,” not “urinate.”)  I’ve never thought of myself as someone who is very good at deliberately mimicking musical genres, but I must say I’m pretty proud of just how well this turned out as far as sounding like a James Bond movie title song (at least musically.  I know the lyrics are over the top).  Well, go ahead and enjoy, why don’t you?

Another Cover

Hey, Remember Emma Louise?  I raved about how I thought she was gonna be super famous soon.  Remember?  Okay, well, I thought tonight I’d throw up a video of myself playing one of my favorite songs of hers.  It’s called “Temporary Friend.”  Enjoy it, mother-effers.  Glaz out, yo.

Musical Microbes

What up.  I know I vanished for a few days, but I’ve been rather busy helping my friend Jerry get married and helping some fictional zombies eat me alive (I had a small role in a short zombie film which shot this weekend).  There.  That should explain it.

Okay, well, I hope to be a good deal more productive the next couple of weeks while I have the whole house to myself to record.  Hip.  Hip.  Hooray.

For now, why don’t you write some music, too?  Take a look at this ridiculous and fun site called Seaquence which allows you to create little biddy musical organisms that play whatever goofy chiptune sounds you want them to and swim around adorably while you giggle.  Below you can check out the one I made, but you can create your own, too!  It’s jolly, proper fun, if I don’t say so myself.  Enjoy!

Woohoo!!! (My Microbial Diddy)

Now You Don’t Have to Decide

If you don’t know, metal fans have been arguing for years about whether Metallica or Megadeth is the better band.  Well, here’s a video mash-up that gives you both!  Hey hey!  The Taskmaster takes various songs from each band and combines them into one, and the results are both hilarious and really impressive.  Some of them fit better than others, but there are so many that work, this channel has gotten me to think that you can combine any two songs successfully.  It’s amazing.  It’s not just Megadeth and Metallica, either.  Check out the Justin Bieber/Village People mash-up.  If only these wonderful artists hadn’t entered the music scene thirty years apart.  Sigh.

Trevor Green – Story Keeper

Yo!  Look how awesome this guy is!  This is also a long, epic song, but it’s just so darn nifty!  What I really like is how interesting and unique it is, what with the instrumentation and all, but it doesn’t have that typical “indie music” style that sometimes feels a bit forced in its attempts at originality, in my opinion.  This guy just really seems to love making music without any concern for anything else that gets in the way when people try to make songs.  Oh, and I love the really spiritual lyrics.  Pretty rare, I say.  Anyway, ’til next time, chums!


Oh yeah, and he’s got a website.  It’s right over here.