Howdy! Yeah, this is a long beast of a song, but it’s got that epic feel that makes that sort of thing okay. At least, that’s what I tell myself to rationalize the grim throes of torment which I so wantonly bestow unto the wailing face of mankind. Seriously, the song’s so long, it took seventeen billion days to export and upload the video. That’s why I’m posting this today instead of really really early today, or really really late last night, depending on how “square” you are. I happen to be “hip,” and thus I prefer the latter. Why am I speaking such nonsense today? Oh, right, because I’m still myself. Whatever. Just watch the video.