METALLICA!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, that’s right.  Exclamation points.  What?  Hey, I just wanted to share a video by my friend Jim.  He does a lot of Metallica covers, so I sort of think that’s cool, and stuff.  Also, he seems to be a bit of a purist when it comes to recreating the original recordings, so that makes his covers particularly neat.  Check out this video he made using his new Insta-Klone machine.  Once he’s finished, he uses his Fast-Ash home cremator to save money on groceries!  Both products are made by Procter and Gamble and can be found at your local Inventions of Unspeakable Horror outlet!  Anyway, this is his version of one of Metallica’s instrumental tracks called “I Was Better at Guitar in Pre-School Than Matt Glaz Is Now.”

I will be doing a fun musical collaboration with Jim and my friend Jerry pretty soon, so be sure to check back for that.  Toodles!